Nobody puts baillee in the corner

I have few negative college memories (like, I don’t know, the time I threw up a tofu sandwich while sobbing and choking out the phrase “I’m supposed to be a role model,” as my residents took care of me because I graduated in two weeks, so in a moment of panic, I consumed an ungodly…

Age: 60 Who was your first crush? Your Dad. Who was your first kiss? Your Dad. What are your views on Tinder and other dating apps?  Not for me. But I’ve seen good results and brought awesome results with couples. What was the best date you ever had? I cannot remember. What was the worst…

Here’s is my warning: this post might be a little raunchier than my usual, but I still hope you like it, ya filthy animals. While I’ve been working on my latest side project, I’ve been thinking a lot about dating. Tom Segura makes a great point about how dating is kind of a facade, so…

I’ve known my friend Sharnicia for over two years. She’s seen me through all of my drunken escapades and broken hearts. She’s one of my role models, and I love her to pieces. I’m actually really glad I drew this as our date night activity. I initially thought this would be a piece of cake.…

Age: 23 Who was your first crush? Celebrity: Orlando Bloom Other: Michael McClure Who was your first kiss? Chris Taylor What are your views on Tinder and other dating apps? I say try them at least once. What was the best date you ever had? My best date was when I sat by a campfire…

Age: 22 Who was your first crush? Besides the typical boy on the playground who’s name I don’t remember, honestly David Bowie when I saw him in the labyrinth as a little girl. Then I wanted to know everything about him and had a crush on him ever since! Who was your first kiss? My…

This isn’t going to be one of my usual blog posts. If you blocked me for spamming your Facebook feed with updates about my latest project and decided to seek refuge in my blog, keep on scrolling buddy. If you’re with me so far, here’s some context: The idea for this project came about when…

I lived in the same town for 18 years. I paid my summer dues by working at the local water park. I got excited when we got to go two towns over to see a movie we wanted to see because our theater didn’t have it. I still sing the lyrics to our school song…

(Yes, it’s named that because this is a piece on self-reflection aka its about “Me, Myself & I”. And yes, I am pleased with myself). Do you ever wake up and realize what you’ll never be? Before I dive into this, I don’t mean as though you fixate on your flaws, but rather, it’s more…

There are many universally known and accepted facts. Fire is hot. Ice is cold. Baillee bottles up all of her feelings. These are the things we know for certain. Now that we have reaffirmed these truths, we can get to the good stuff. This isn’t meant to be a Burn Book. This isn’t a guilt…