Nobody puts baillee in the corner

Lately, I’ve been dealing with a lot of big changes in my life. I’ve gotten a new boss, new roommate, new podcast, and soon, a new hair color. I have a couple of major decisions coming up that I’m not quite ready to share yet, but I promise I will soon. To put things simply,…

A few weeks ago, I wrote a blog post about why I continue to make the first move when I continually get shot down. After numerous field studies aka thinking about how to write the following satirical letter, I have come up with a few reasons as to why I continue to strike out. Most…

Before I start this, let it be known this blog post isn’t meant to offend anyone. These are my personal beliefs, and I’m not trying to convert or excommunicate anyone. Everything I’m writing here is based off of my personal experience. Remember that as you read. Here we go… I’m religious. Although I am not…

Over the course of five years, I have only had a handful of roommates. During this time, I have realized I possess a great deal of faults, so I decided to take it upon myself to issue a letter of apology to those I have so clearly hurt. First and foremost, I would like to…

I was raised on sitcoms. I couldn’t wait for TGIF every week. I still believe Boy Meets World is one of the best shows ever made. Alongside this ABC classic, there was another sitcom I never missed: Friends. Friends created this alternate reality I wanted to be a part of. I wanted to drink coffee…

Last week, I innocently decided to check my Facebook notifications. At first, it seemed like the usual: game requests, likings of my brilliant and humble statuses, birthday reminders, etc. However, there was one particular notification that made my skin crawl; someone had added me to the group for my graduating class…from high school, but it…

There has been something weighing on my heart lately, and I can no longer ignore it. As a recent college grad, I’ve had the pleasure of receiving numerous phone calls and offers from student loan “forgiveness” agencies. I feel like it is time someone took the time to let the world know about them, therefore…

Thank you for dealing with a 22 hour labor because I was a born procrastinator. Thank you for letting understanding my hatred of pants from a young age and letting me run around naked, with the exception of my baby Chuck Taylors. Thank you for dealing with all of the countless hours of Barney, Timmy…

My first group of residents is graduating, so I feel old enough to be put in the home. After today, I will no longer be your old RA. I am now your peer, your equal, and also, your guide to some adulthood basics. I have comprised a list of all of the little things I…

To say I knew Matt well would be an overstatement and to say I knew him really well would be an outright lie. We only hung out a handful of times, but he was one of those people who make a giant impact on your life during the brief time they’re here. I loved Matt…