Nobody puts baillee in the corner

In honor of today’s prompt, I thought I would do something a little cheeky and write out five AirBnB “reviews” for some of my favorite haunted and/or spooky houses. 

Is this one of those pieces that amuses me more than anybody else? Probably. But I promise we’ll still have fun together. 

So test your luck and see how you fare! Answers are at the bottom. 

3/5 

I don’t know the full history of the house, but what I have heard definitely Warren-ts some suspicion. Plus, I don’t know how I feel about a shirtless Deadpool absentmindedly chopping wood outside. 

4/5 

I’ll be Derned if the neighbors aren’t a real cast of characters. I definitely see this destination spot having a real cult following. 

2/5 

The house really possessed a certain charm, even though the cable connection was spotty at best. However, I can’t say things went totally swimmingly. 

4/5 

I booked this place for a dinner party, and almost lost my head when I found out my invitation list had been compromised. The good news is, the problems seem to dissolve quickly once the festivities got started. 

3/5

I would give a higher rating, but the house was overbooked, to say the least, and I don’t look great in glasses. Shaggy was there, though! 

Answers:

1. The Amityville Horror (2005)
2. The ‘Burbs 
3. Poltergeist (1982) 
4. House on Haunted Hill (1959) 
5. Thir13en Ghosts (2001)