Nobody puts baillee in the corner

I’ve been looking through my old journal entries, and I realized we haven’t heard from 13-year-old Baillee in a hot minute. Before we proceed any further, I want to throw out a couple of disclaimers:

1) I was an idiot, and I was a child. Keep that in mind.

2) I kept names in here simply because they were people important to me. I have no beef with them, and if anyone is upset, I genuinely apologize. Know this is all in good fun.

3) I am so sorry for all of the abbreviations and grammatical mistakes; I just copied this entry as is.

Without further ado, let me take you back to 2005, a magical time of Green Day, J-14, and a belief I was super mature and well-rounded, when obviously neither was true. Also, Chicken Express was my main food group, and I willing used a lighter on my eyeliner to make it darker. Enjoy.

“So I got drunk, had sex w/all your friends, you told me that I should never call your house again.” – Emily (BFS)

Oct 2, 2005

SHOUTFEST ROCKED! Sean is my new bud. He’s a cool freshman! Sarah made me ride a mechanical bull which I couldn’t even get up on. Dani got asked out by Mikey who’s THA BOMB + we don’t think she’ll go out with him! Ben has a crush on one of the 2 Danielle’s, BUT we don’t know which one! Either Joshua Danielle or our Dani! D snuck up on Jamie + took a pic cuz I got right up on Dani, Jac, + Sarah’s faces + got pix, so I told Dani 2 do it 2 Matt, but she went up + did it 2 Jamie! This guy got up + told an AWESOME story ‘bout how his dad left him + his mom after beating them + so @ 12 he got hooked on coke, 16 sold drugs, + stopped his heart @ 21 w/ a lethal dosage of coke!! BUT his mom found him + pleaded with God 4 his life + in the back of the ambulance, he gave his ❤️ 2 God! Isn’t that sweet? I only have 1 complaint: I’M STARTING 2 GET UPSET CUZ IT SEEMS THAT EVERY1 HAS BEEN ASKED OUT BUT ME!!! + Dani FINALLY got asked out by a GREAT GUY + she’s prob not gonna day yes! I really need 2 pray!

PEACE

– B

BTW, Dustin (last name redacted) was gonna beat up Sean cuz he was talking 2 Lauren cuz he liked her!

“When I was still your golden boy back b4 u went away.” – Father of Mine (Everclear)